Sunday I so completely forgot that it was Sunday that I failed to call the grandmother who isn’t currently visiting. I’ve not called on Sundays before, but I think this is only the second time in ten years it’s been because I forgot.
Yesterday I spent the whole day thinking it was Tuesday. I was so convinced it was Tuesday that I argued with a closed sign for a place that’s closed on Mondays, making the very strong case that since it wasn’t Monday, the place should be open. I lost that argument. Closed signs, man, they’re obstinate.
Which is why you should go check out the podcast today. Because Today is Monday. Stop looking at your calendar. I don’t care what your calendar says. Today is Monday. And there’s a podcast. For you to listen to.