Dear Folks who think this is a good idea,
Go to hell you god damned cunt fucking shit-head cocksuckers. You aren’t fixing anything by putting up a system where all a widdle kiddie has to do to get around it is lie to an internet page. I will not give you the year of my birth because it’s none of your business, and if you’re going to make me then I’ll go away. It’s the internet people, the only way to really protect your kids is to keep them off it, or teach them to be smart and behave. Given how obvious it is that this system cannot actually perform its stated goals I’m going to assume that either a) the people behind it are a pack of ninny-headed morons who don’t think a 13 year old can click a button, b) their stated goal isn’t their actual goal or c) somebody else is pressuring them into doing it, in which case they’re a bunch of spineless cop-outs for whom I bear no respect.
Screw this. I am not censoring myself for the sake of mythological innocents. If livejournal doesn’t like it, they can kiss my ass. There are other places for me to go. Because, you see, it’s the internet.