Ahem

Wewonwewonwewonwewonwewonwewonwewon!!!! Woooooooohoooooooooooo. Yay!!!!!!

Dear American People,

You are now one critical step closer to cheesecake.

Sincerely,

Oh hot damn I like this winning thing.

Dear Hillary,

Do you feel even remotely as ridiculous as you look? Just a twinge maybe? Seriously hon, the race is over. You don’t get to stomp your feet and demand that people decide second place is the new win. You’re pushing past delusion into psychosis.

Sincerely,

Never liked you anyway.

Okay people, time to start suggesting recipes. What’s your favorite? I’ll get practicing for November…