I am keeping a list of all of the people I am not killing.  Every single person who ought to be set on fire and who instead walks away unscathed goes on this list.  And when this is all over, I’m counting the number of people on the list.

Then I want a cookie.

For every one of them.

A really.  Big.  Cookie.

That is all.

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