I have recently come to the shocking (Shocking!) discovery that Idi is not a cat. No, she is a lemur, in disguise as a cat. You see, there’s a mighty battle waging between lemurs and ferocious pirate-ninjas. Idi is the secret weapon, being held in reserve by Lemur intelligence, until the right moment to strike.
If I fall out of contact, the ninjas have gotten me for exposing their threat. Send robots to rescue me.
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