I have recently come to the shocking (Shocking!) discovery that Idi is not a cat.  No, she is a lemur, in disguise as a cat.  You see, there’s a mighty battle waging between lemurs and ferocious pirate-ninjas.  Idi is the secret weapon, being held in reserve by Lemur intelligence, until the right moment to strike.

If I fall out of contact, the ninjas have gotten me for exposing their threat.  Send robots to rescue me.