Oh thank goodness!

Words cannot express how happy this makes me. The money I was planning to donate to Obama after the convention is absolutely going here instead.

By the way, no more cheesecake for America in November. I’m invoking the “and I’m still supporting him” clause of that deal. Please do make your phone calls and write your letters to express how that makes you feel. The number you want is (202) 224-2854. Just remember to phrase, “Dude, you totally just cost me my cheesecake” as, “I object to having my basic freedoms stripped. I believe in this change, but I really don’t like it.”