Flew out to Seattle yesterday. Did my normal flying through airports getup, which means cargo pants, T-shirt, hoodie, flipflops. In other words, super comfortable clothes with lots of pockets for storing things I want to get to, and easily removable for security to be all faux-safe about. Usually this means I look like a college student gallivanting about.
Yesterday, apparently, while sporting my T-Shirt for the Goblet of Fire Movie (Voldemort Returns, with deatheater skull) and freshly washed, completely unbrushed hair over halfway down my back, I looked more serious. The head flight attendant lady handed me her card thanking me for my service to our country, and the sacrifices I and my family have made.
I am so doing something wrong if I pass for military. I’m just not sure what it is…