The dumbest thing I’ve seen all week

It has been a week of me meeting new people and realizing with horror that they’re complete morons. Complete morons in charge of explaining contracts to Joe citizen that they don’t understand. I dislike spending the whole day going, “Why do I feel like I’m the smartest person in the room by miles and it’s not at all a compliment to me?”

But it took one of Pappa’s forwarded emails to hit the dumbest moment of the week for me. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a real quote from a political email brought to you by the same brilliance that wanted to know where you can find the separation of church and state in the constitution:

IN 2010 YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO GET RID OF THE SITTING CONGRESS AND Up to 1/3 OF THE SENATE,
AND 100% OF THE HOUSE.

Oooh, the Congress, the Senate and the House. I fucking hate it when I can only go two for three.

The zombie apocalypse already happened. We lost, guys. We so very lost.

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